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| Are you sexually gratified? |
1. Do you bounce out of bed and head for the toilet after orgasm?
2. Would your last sexual encounter make the Playboy Channel?
3. Are your abs more important than getting it on with your partner?
4. Overtime cash is more satisfying than a little nooky?
5. Do you head for the video store before going home to your mate?
6. Are you fantasizing about someone else's body when doing "it" with your partner?
7. Is your partner beginning to resemble your parent?
8. Is sex, then, incestuous?
9. Is pleasing your mate getting to be work?
10. Does your partner think you're perverted when you suggest something different?
11. Is your telephone bill higher than your rent or mortgage? Have you run out of 900 numbers?
12. Has your computer crashed because you are leaking on the keyboard?
13. Do you think your best friend has a better sex life than you?
14. Do you lie to your friends?
15. Are you fantasizing about sex with movie stars?
16. When was the last time you looked in the mirror? Would you want to do "it" with you?
17. When alone do you use your hand or do you rub against the mattress?
Answer:
Three or more "Yes" answers suggests your sex life needs an overhaul.
Call Abel 2 Counseling at (212)721-7650 for immediate intervention. |
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